Professor Buttsandwich

General
Professor Buttsandwich is an old teacher who teaches a science class at Hi-School. He knows very little about science but is a very good guesser. Although some call him simple-minded or stupid, which is correct, his sharp wit is unmatched in poopology (but does not compare to Dwayne's studies by all means). He is famous for his experiment in which places poop in several jars and keeps them in there for a while before smelling them. No one is really sure what it accomplished, but it must have done something.

Personality

 * Exuberant
 * Energetic
 * Can be rude by accident or on purpose
 * Thinks he is always right

Likes

 * Poop
 * Jars
 * Poop jars
 * Jars of poop
 * Smelling crap
 * Dwayne Johnson
 * Teaching

Dislikes

 * Teaching
 * Bad students
 * Failed experiments
 * People who can outsmart him
 * Normal-looking clothes
 * Matching outifts