Adam Sandler

General
Adam Sandler is Dwayne Johnson's right-hand man, or should I see, buttcheek. He is also a Spanish Conquistador and a respected raisin scientist in the grape community; although he is a Spanish Conquistador, he is actually a Jewish Germish and does everything but Conquistadoring. He was created by Dwayne after he scratched his butt and some crap and butt hairs were in his fingernails.

Personality

 * High-strung
 * Enthusiastic
 * Observant
 * German

Likes:

 * Squeaky doorhinges
 * Rhyming orange and doorhinge
 * Farts Weekly's scratch and sniff section
 * Glue (a mixture of proteins)
 * Buttberry Blast icecream
 * Deafening farts
 * Raisins

Dislikes:

 * Flat butts
 * Burps Monthly
 * Craisins
 * Cubes