John Dwaynson

General
John Dwaynson is the anti-Dwayne, created by Dwayne Johnson in a failed experiment involving some cheesy potatoes, three spoons, and a 5-gram sample of Neptunium. The exact opposite of Dwayne Johnson, John Dwaynson dislikes having to poop, only likes urinals, and enjoys peeing a lot. He pees out his butt but don't let him know I told you that. He sometimes hangs out with Dwayne and friends, but mostly keeps to himself in his small house located at a decrepit meadow.

Personality

 * Sassy
 * Tries to fit in with others
 * Insecure
 * Can sometimes take jokes too far

Likes:

 * Peeing
 * The color yellow
 * Boiling pee
 * Flushing the urinals
 * Meadows
 * Clocks

Dislikes:

 * Poop
 * Farts
 * Burps
 * People named Gabriel
 * The word Frick