Dwaynism

Dwaynism is the religion of Dwayne Johnson. He's pretty cool and nice, so a lot of people pray to Dwayne for comfy poops and good hygeine. Although Dwayne is the ruler of Marz in his palace thingy, he is also a point of advice and guidance for Dwaynenites; some are hardcore believers while others are casual in their belief; he doesn't really care, he's happy anyways. The reason we have buttcheeks is because Dwayne split the butt in two; he wasn't happy with one big cheek so he put a crack in the middle with a karate chop. This is also granted access to the butthole so you can poop.

The main representative of Dwayne is called the Poop, and under it is the three branches of rule: the John, the Loo, and the Watercloset. The Watercloset is split into two stalls: the Can and the Commode. Common divisors and officials are called Poosters, Crapals, and Fart Boyz. A typically term of address for fellow Dwaynenites is "Yo boys" or "Yo noids."

The rule of Dwayne was first established after The Great Marzian Divide, Dwayne's moon moving in between the halves of the planet like a butthole between two cheeks; from there, he established the Constipation between Kannadia and Rossiya in order to create peace between the disagreeing nations. What united these two nations? Well, let's just say... who doesn't like a good crap?