The Rock

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The Rock, otherwise known as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, is the offspring and near-perfect genetic clone of Dwayne Johnson, created by yours truly. He currently resides as the President of Marz, having been so for 125 years thus far. He has been constantly re-elected and boasts a 100% approval rating, discounting Uldd Mann because let's face it. He's a Jabroni. When off the clock, he also enjoys wrestling--both watching matches and participating in them, owning MAW (Marzian Association of Wrestling)

Personality

 * Strong
 * Well-meaning
 * Forward-thinking
 * Dwayne-like

Likes

 * Taking rock-solid dumps
 * Wrestling
 * Performing the Rock Bottom
 * His rock bottom
 * Cooking
 * Smells
 * Presidency
 * Marz
 * Freedom
 * Banging rocks together

Dislikes

 * Corruption
 * Un-Freedom
 * Com-poo-nism
 * Broken toilets
 * Stone Cold Steve Austin (what a fag)
 * Shenanigans
 * Rapscallions