Jonny Pinsch

General
Jonny is a strange child who has hated crabs all of his life. No one understands Jonny's extreme Ostraconophobia was probably brought up by something that he, and only he knows. Some say he was spoken to in a dream. Some say he just developed the fear over time. Some even dare to say he was bitten in the frickin' nose by a fricken' crab and he went, and I quote, "Oouuuch."

Personality

 * - Stupid


 * - Frickin' Retard


 * - Frickin stupid little butthole


 * - Everyone is Confused when they see his stupid face

Likes

 * - Not Crabs


 * - Turkey


 * - Pastrami


 * - The Colour Baby Barf Green


 * - His dad, Jon Pinsch


 * - Eating sand

Dislikes

 * - Crabs


 * - Baby Barf White


 * - N&N's


 * - Poop


 * - Eating Dirt


 * - Salami


 * - Crabs