Jon Pinsch

General
Jon Pinsch is the father of Jonny Pinsch and the son of Grampy Pinsch. He is most known for sitting on the streets and clutching his cramps since he muscles often tangle themselves like pretzels. Because of this, he has the nickname "Crampsz." His hobby is model pastrami which he has quite a large collection of.

Personality

 * Achey
 * Crampy
 * Ouchy
 * Lazy
 * Apathetic
 * Goes out of his away to avoid pain

Likes:

 * Cramps in his buttcheeks
 * Making his cramp face
 * Krampus
 * Pastrami
 * Freaking Anus Freaking Salad Anus

Dislikes:

 * Leg cramps
 * Crumpled shirts
 * Litter
 * Cat litter
 * Some crabs but not all