Constipation

The Constipation of Marz, not to be confused with the medical disorder where poopoo does not leave the body, is a lawful document written by Dwayne and proposed to Kannadia and Rossiya in which it details important aspects of toiletry, law, and general well-being.

The preamble reads as follows:

"We the poople of the Constipation do hereby ordain this piece of elegant toilet paper in order to form a really good togetherness as citizens, to protect people from niggers and stuff like that, to make a really long list of laws that are good for you like medicine, to keep restrooms clean, and make you super happy. If you don't ordain this, then stop freaking reading this, man."

There are also several amendments, the first 10 known as the Bill of Kites. Kannadia and Rossiya abide by the Constipation, as well as their own constitutions; Dwayne's island moon palace in between the two halves of Marz is considered the head of the world (or more accurately, the butt).
 * 1) Go poop.
 * 2) Please, go poop.
 * 3) PLEASE.
 * 4) Go poop.
 * 5) You must doeth the poop.
 * 6) Don't be a faggot towards other people, act politely unless you are provoked.
 * 7) The court system cannot retry for the same freaking thing twice, must be politce to the dood up there in the stand thingy, he has a right to remain silent or not be his own witness, but also needs a fair furry jury and is allowed to burp.
 * 8) You can say, write, dance, and poop anything you want as long as it does not endanger others; you can choose not to believe in Dwayne but that would make him really upset, please don't hurt his feelings.
 * 9) You can yell at the government and ask for change if they do stuff you don't like or aren't being fair.
 * 10) Wipe your butt and flush when you finish, or else you're freaking gross. Ew.